Twice As Hard: Curse you, Weather Gods!

Friday, 16 December 2011

Curse you, Weather Gods!

It's all fucking frozen up to shit outside, fucking rats' cocks!

I won't be running this morning. However, so I don't break my streak, I will go down the gym this afternoon, and do my miles there, but make them even harder. Here's my fiendish plan...

This morning, I would have done five hilly miles minimum. So on a treadmill, I will do 10x1k, and hammer those fuckers as fast as I can, with core work and press ups inbetween sets. That'll learn me! AND YOU, WEATHER GODS!! MWAHAAHAHAhhaaahahaaaaa....

1 comment:

Z17 December 2011 at 03:33
I do appreciate that, even when swearing mightily, you put the apostrophe in the right place.
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I'm a runner, kind of.

I love running, but that's not all that this is about. I'm not a lean, mean running machine - I'm short, stocky and a plodder. But I do love running, with a passion. I'm just not great at it…

I wanted to leave my comfort zone far behind me, and here I am. Can't swim, can't bike, haven't run in three years. So of course, 70.3 miles of triathlon is the obvious choice.

Training for Holkham Half Iron distance triathlon in the summer of 2018, though I suspect this blog will go way beyond that. Who knows? Expect swearing though. Lots of swearing.